UN-400 · 35MM
EXP. ∞ · UNSUPERVISED
SIDE A
Fun Side
: )
questionable decisions, motorcycles,
travelling, photographic evidence
ENTER SIDE A
the honest one →
DOSSIER 01
CLEARANCE: PENDING
SIDE B
Work
Side
:))!
software, logistics, projects,
the illusion of professionalism
ENTER SIDE B
THE TWO LIVES OF

Umer Naseer

SELECT A REALITY ▮
BOTH ARE TRUE. CHOOSE CAREFULLY.
⟵ THE CHOICE WORK SIDE :))! → CONTACT : )
SIDE A · SECTION 01 · DOCUMENTED SIGHTINGS

Evidence
of a life
Outside a Laptop

“yes, I do leave the house.”
exhibit A: outdoors, allegedly
FIG. 02 · THE ACCOMPLICESUN-400
FIG. 03 · 9:16
Rare footage of a software engineer outdoors.
important cultural research
FIG. 05 · FIELD WORKf/2.8
went outside.
would recommend
in moderation.
- u.n.
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CONTACT SHEET 01 · DRAG TO REARRANGE · KEEP ALL FRAMES
International man of absolutely no mystery : )  ✚  International man of absolutely no mystery : )  ✚  
International man of absolutely no mystery : )  ✚  International man of absolutely no mystery : )  ✚  
SECTION 02 · MECHANICAL DEPARTMENT

Two wheels, questionable decisions.

“Some bugs cannot be fixed with code.”
KEEP SCROLLING. THE REEL RUNS SIDEWAYS. LIKE THE BIKE, OCCASIONALLY.
REEL 02 · 35MM · DO NOT BEND
649cc
OF EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
FR.01 · THE MACHINE1/1000 SEC
FR.02 · PILOTISO 400
My most expensive debugging tool.
UPTIME: WEEKENDS
FR.03 · MACROf/1.8
PRODUCTION ENVIRONMENT
FR.04 · NO TRAFFIC, NO MEETINGS06:00
Built for performance.
The bike is pretty good too.
END OF REEL · REWIND AT YOUR OWN RISK
SECTION 03 · FIELD RESEARCH · ONGOING

Some Further Stuff.

STUDYING DIFFERENT CULTURES. MOSTLY THEIR FOOD.
CH.01 · MALAYSIA3.1390° N, 101.6869° E
the food census begins.
CH.02 · AUSTRALIA33.8688° S, 151.2093° E
FIG. 09 · SUNSCREEN: INSUFFICIENT
still researching.
geographic commitment issues.
CH.03 · PAKISTAN33.6844° N, 73.0479° E
FIG. 12 · HOME GROUNDALTITUDE: EMOTIONAL
CURRENTLY ACCEPTING SPONSORSHIP FROM TOURISM BOARDS.
SECTION 04 · MISCELLANEOUS EVIDENCE

No context will be provided.

MY LEGAL TEAM ADVISED AGAINST EXPLAINING ANY OF THIS.
character development ↗
FIG. 13 · EVIDENCE, DIGITALREDACTED
“this seemed like a good idea at the time.”
FURTHER EVIDENCE WITHHELD
FIG. 15 · VERY SERIOUSDO NOT LAUGH
STATEMENT (REDACTED)
SOME OF THESE ARE VICTORIES.
the rest are stories.
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SECTION 05 · ONGOING SURVEILLANCE

The investigation continues daily.

NEW EXHIBITS PUBLISHED REGULARLY. FOLLOW THE CASE.
INSTAGRAM ↗DAILY EXHIBITS WHATSAPP ↗DIRECT LINE. USE RESPONSIBLY.
the pigeons follow me. be like the pigeons.
SECTION 06 · THE WILDCARD

Every good deck keeps one.

UN: )
UN: )
The Penguin, head of security
HEAD OF SECURITY
CLICK THE CARD. HE KNOWS THINGS.
he handles the classified stuff. mostly fish.
BONUS EXHIBIT · LIMITED EDITION
Scratch to reveal my best friend.
it's you, ofc.
CONGRATULATIONS. NO REFUNDS.
it's you, ofc.
UN: )
FOR: YOU
PRIZE / BEST FRIEND × 1
ODDS / 1 : 1
ISSUED / 2026
UNSCRATCHED
ok. serious time now.
He also owns a tie.
EYEWITNESSES CONFIRM. PHOTOS PENDING.
ENTER WORK MODE :))!
THE INTERFACE WILL NOW PUT ON A SUIT.
or press here and launch balloons instead. celebrate nothing. →
⟵ THE CHOICE escape : ) CONTACT
A FILM ABOUT TAKING YOURSELF SERIOUSLY

UMER NASEER

SOFTWARE ENGINEER  /  LOGISTICS COORDINATOR
Serious professional. ▮
● REC TC 00:00:00:00 RUNTIME: ONGOING
EXHIBIT 00 · THE SUBJECT
UN PICTURES PRESENTS
FEATURE PRESENTATION · SCROLL ▾
SELECTED WORKS · EXHIBITS I–III · VERIFIED REAL

Things I Have Actually Built

THREE PRODUCTS. ZERO DRAGONS INVOLVED. SCROLL TO REVIEW.
EXHIBIT I · IN PRODUCTION

HARBOUR

TMS FOR CARRIERS

A transportation management system for trucking carriers, covering loads, drivers, trucks, dispatch, documents, live tracking and payments. The entire back office, in one operational system.

“Because spreadsheets have suffered enough.”
OPEN THE FILE +
REG. MARK · I
SCALE 1:1
EXH. I · HARBOURINT. OPERATIONS · NIGHT
EXHIBIT II · STABLE

SCHEMASTUDIO

DATABASE SCHEMA COMPARISON & VERSION CONTROL

A developer tool that compares database schemas, detects drift, manages migrations, and tracks change across every environment, before production finds out the hard way.

“Finding the column someone forgot to push to production.”
OPEN THE FILE +
REG. MARK · II
SCALE 1:1
EXH. II · SCHEMASTUDIOINT. STAGING · 2:00 A.M.
EXHIBIT III · IN ACTIVE TRAINING

IMPACT LAB

WORKOUT LOGGING & TRAINING INTELLIGENCE

A training platform for workout logging, splits, programs, performance tracking and progression analytics, with AI-assisted training generation on top.

“For people who track every set and still blame genetics.”
OPEN THE FILE +
REG. MARK · III
SCALE 1:1
EXH. III · IMPACT LABINT. GYM · 5:00 A.M.
ADDENDUM · DECLASSIFIED EXTRACT

My Other Specializations

SOFTWARE AND LOGISTICS ARE ONLY THE BEGINNING.
EVERYTHING IN THIS SECTION IS FICTION. THE SOFTWARE AND LOGISTICS ABOVE ARE NOT.
FILE 01/07
Wars Fought＋
“Several. Records remain disputed.”
DISPUTED
CLASSIFIED ADDENDUM // Incident report: sealed by court order. Three medals returned; one kept out of spite.
FILE 02/07
Smuggling＋
Jk.
ONGOING
CLASSIFIED ADDENDUM // Customs declaration read “personal supplements only.” It was, technically, not a lie.
FILE 03/07
Tiger Taming＋
“No references available.”
UNVERIFIED
CLASSIFIED ADDENDUM // Handler survived. The tiger has, to date, declined to comment.
FILE 04/07
Starting Revolutions＋
“Several group chats destabilized.”
ACTIVE
CLASSIFIED ADDENDUM // Root cause traced to a poll about pizza toppings. Order has not been restored.
FILE 05/07
Dragon Slaying＋
“Currently between dragons.”
VACANT
CLASSIFIED ADDENDUM // Last confirmed dragon currently rescheduling. Position remains open to qualified beasts.
FILE 06/07
Money Laundering＋
“Whites and colours separated professionally.”
SPOTLESS
CLASSIFIED ADDENDUM // Full spin cycle audited. Everything came out suspiciously clean. Tumble-dried, even.
FILE 07/07
Gangsta Stuff＋
“Highly classified.”
[REDACTED]
CLASSIFIED ADDENDUM // ██████ ███ ████████ ██ ████. Nice try, detective.
FULL RECORD AVAILABLE TO CLEARED PERSONNEL ONLY.
OFFICIAL CHANNELS · CLEARANCE NOT REQUIRED
hello@umernaseer.com
WRITTEN CORRESPONDENCE. ANSWERED IN ORDER OF INTRIGUE.
COPY ADDRESS SEND A PIGEON ▸ THE PIGEON KNOWS THE ADDRESS BY HEART.
FINAL TRANSMISSION
Miracles by appointment only.
FOR SOFTWARE, LOGISTICS, BUSINESS, OR UNUSUALLY INTERESTING PROBLEMS.
GET IN TOUCH
WRITTEN BY
UMER NASEER
DIRECTED BY
UMER NASEER
STARRING
UMER NASEER
STUNTS
ALSO UMER NASEER
CATERING
VARIOUS TOURISM BOARDS
LEGAL COUNSEL
DECLINED TO COMMENT
No dragons were harmed in the making of this website.
© 2026 UMER NASEER · ALL RIGHTS ASSUMED REWIND: SIDE A : ) THE CHOICE
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HARBOUR

TMS FOR CARRIERS
“Because spreadsheets have suffered enough.”
THE PROBLEM
Carriers run million-dollar operations on spreadsheets, group chats and memory. Something always falls through.
MY ROLE
Design, architecture, engineering. All of it.
TECHNOLOGY
Full-stack web platform. Real-time where it matters.
STATUS
In production. The spreadsheets are in recovery.
One operational system for the entire carrier back office: loads, drivers, trucks, dispatch, documents, tracking and payments. Built so an operations team can see everything, assign anything, and prove all of it happened.
01LOAD LIFECYCLE & DISPATCH BOARD
02DRIVER & FLEET MANAGEMENT
03DOCUMENTS & COMPLIANCE
04LIVE TRACKING
05PAYMENTS & SETTLEMENTS
FIG. A · DISPATCH
FIG. B · FLEET

SCHEMASTUDIO

SCHEMA COMPARISON & VERSION CONTROL
“Finding the column someone forgot to push to production.”
THE PROBLEM
Somewhere between development and production, a column disappeared. Nobody confesses. Everybody suffers.
MY ROLE
Designed and built end to end.
TECHNOLOGY
Developer tooling. Terrifyingly precise.
STATUS
Stable. Unlike your staging database.
SchemaStudio compares database schemas across environments, flags drift the moment it appears, and turns migrations into tracked, reviewable history instead of folklore.
01SCHEMA DIFFING
02DRIFT DETECTION
03MIGRATION MANAGEMENT
04ENVIRONMENT HISTORY
05CHANGE AUDIT TRAIL
FIG. A · THE DRIFT
FIG. B · THE PAPER TRAIL

IMPACT LAB

WORKOUT LOGGING & TRAINING INTELLIGENCE
“For people who track every set and still blame genetics.”
THE PROBLEM
Every set logged. Genetics still blamed. The data deserved better.
MY ROLE
Product, design, engineering. Also test subject.
TECHNOLOGY
Data-heavy training platform. AI coach included.
STATUS
In active training.
A training platform covering workout logging, splits, programs, performance tracking and progression analytics, with AI-assisted training generation for the days the spreadsheet fights back.
01WORKOUT LOGGING
02SPLITS & PROGRAMS
03PERFORMANCE TRACKING
04PROGRESSION ANALYTICS
05AI TRAINING GENERATION
FIG. A · THE NUMBERS
FIG. B · THE PROOF
sorry. professional mode.
OFFICE OF UMER NASEER · CORRESPONDENCE DIVISION
✕

State your business.

FORM 07-B · HANDLED BY ACTUAL PIGEONS. DISCRETION GUARANTEED-ISH.
WHAT IS THIS REGARDING?
THE PIGEON REFUSES TO FLY EMPTY-HANDED. WRITE SOMETHING.
DISPATCH VIA PIGEON ▸ DELIVERY TIMES VARY. THE PIGEONS ARE UNIONIZED.
PIGEON DISPATCHED
The pigeon has been briefed.
EXPECTED DELIVERY: EVENTUALLY. CONFIRMATION: NONE.